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"The Heart"If you want to know right where I'm am;  take the path down the river,  not the one towards the dam.   
There's a sign by the path, so it is known,  "I'm down near the bank  on a weathered stone."   
Come tell me your troubles, I'll do what I can,  to ease your mind,  and steady your hand.   
Most people know me, by just one name;  they call me "The Heart,"  and that's my aim.   
So if you're sad, or down on your luck,  feeling heart broken,  feel like a schmuck,   
lost your way, or you merely got lost,  come see "The Heart,"  there "The Heart"
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StonePity the poor man,  weeping in his scotch and rye,  for he is alone.   
He drowns his sorrow,  before leaping to the sky;  falling like a stone.   
No one mourns the loss,  or even thinks about why.  For he is alone.   
Like that stone. Stone
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WeTell me everything about  your hopes,  your fears,  and every doubt.   
I want to know about it all;  your ups,  your downs,  and every fall.   
Include me in your secret world  and how it all became unfurled.  Show me what I need to see,  so you, and I, become we.   
Tell me all about your life;  your family,  your friends,  and every strife.   
I want to see just what you are;  your pain,  your sorrow,  and every scar.   
Tell me of your hidden place  and what I see within your face.  Show me what I need to We
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lessthanthreeIn the beating heart;  lies a truth unheard by fools.  Be wise and listen. lessthanthree
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Journal Entry: Fri Jun 26, 2009, 4:35 AM



All closed, started painting this morning at 3am, taking long enough of a break now to write this, eat something, drink a little coffee, and head back over.

There is way too much to do! Ugh.

Good news is; when I got there, I could actually see all the stars in the sky since there was pure darkness. And when I left, a little bit ago, the Wild Turkeys were in my backyard. :B



Do I come off as an asshole on occasion? The truth is, I am one.


SRSLY.


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  • Current Residence: |[ mid-michigan ]|
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: |[ men's 3x, me fat :B ]|
  • Print preference: |[ lustre ]|
  • Interests: |[ music ][ movies ][ theatre ][ history ][ genealogy ]|
  • Favourite movie: |[ casablanca ]|
  • Favourite band or musician: |[ lou rawls ][ tool ][ shinedown ][ alter bridge]|
  • Favourite genre of music: |[ soul ][ r&b ][ rock ][ metal ]|
  • Favourite style of art: |[ duh ]|
  • Operating System: |[ p. o. s. ]|
  • Favourite cartoon character: |[ cast of family guy ]|
  • Tools of the Trade: |[ duct tape ][ nylon rope ][ gloves ][ ski mask ][ piano wire ][ quiet pair of shoes ]|

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`evilsyndicatemember:iconevilsyndicatemember: Jun 24, 2009, 4:36:19 PM
:mwahaha: I am pillaging your page.

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I'd turn gay for @Vlei.
~New-0-World-0-0rder:iconNew-0-World-0-0rder: Jun 23, 2009, 6:40:00 AM
Wow your happy??? I'm happy!!! w00t get ready for 3 more years till Armageddon!
`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 23, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
I dunno if I am happy really, but glad to finally be almost done with it.

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^LadyLincoln:iconLadyLincoln: Jun 20, 2009, 3:40:52 PM
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head... :sing:

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 21, 2009, 3:48:09 AM
That guy must have a huge head if they only fall on it, and not the rest of him.

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=Rubius:iconRubius: Jun 22, 2009, 4:55:04 AM
:flirty:

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 22, 2009, 5:51:06 AM
Not that head, geesh. Ya perv. <3

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=Rubius:iconRubius: Jun 22, 2009, 7:30:45 AM
LMAO

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~X-A-N-A:iconX-A-N-A: Jun 19, 2009, 8:19:49 PM
How do you think of sex when you think of Santa!? I mean, really!

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 20, 2009, 2:37:26 AM
Whoa, you totally through me off. :lol: I was like, "the fuck is this dude talkin' abou-- oh, facebook, right."

:slow:

Doesn't a big, fat, hairy guy just scream sex to you, too??

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~X-A-N-A:iconX-A-N-A: Jun 20, 2009, 10:12:14 AM
:XD: I love doing that!

No... he really doesn't!

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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” - Britney Spears
`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 21, 2009, 3:56:19 AM
No?? Yeah, me either, guess we can't all wanna jiggle his jelly.

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~X-A-N-A:iconX-A-N-A: Jun 21, 2009, 11:20:44 AM
:iconomgewwplz:

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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” - Britney Spears
`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 20, 2009, 2:53:38 AM
Threw, even.

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`synconi:iconsynconi: Jun 17, 2009, 10:25:42 AM
:icondokiplz: Hoping you're as well as can be, Jordan! :heart:

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 18, 2009, 6:24:20 AM
As can be, yes. <3

Hope you are, too. :smooch:

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^snowmask:iconsnowmask: Jun 15, 2009, 6:51:13 PM
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             Thank you so much! :+fav:

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 15, 2009, 8:56:01 PM
For what? ;P

<3

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^snowmask:iconsnowmask: Jun 15, 2009, 8:58:46 PM
IDNO.

Keith is already asleep.

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`parliamentFunk:iconparliamentFunk: Jun 16, 2009, 5:57:25 AM
That lazy, good for nothing...

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